Monthly Archives: December 2012

Ten Festive Ways to Tell Someone You Hate Their Life

Posted on December 24, 2012 by robsimple

What? You’ve left it to the last minute again? Fuck sake…right, let Bobby sort you out. Fake TV Burglar Deterrent Let me tell you a story: When I was five years old my house got robbed the week before Christmas … Continue reading →

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The Alternative Christmas Top 20

Posted on December 18, 2012 by robsimple

I once got into an argument with someone over whether or not Die Hard was a Christmas film. I made the compelling case that, because it has Christmas songs in it, because it snows and because, oh, it takes place … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon…

Posted on December 17, 2012 by robsimple

Two idiots attempt to compile a list of film reviews from 2012. If the intro is anything to go by, it should be a thoroughly factual and well-researched piece of video-journalism. Hava Nagila, motherfuckers!

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