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Category Archives: Christmas
Ten Festive Ways to Tell Someone You Hate Their Life
What? You’ve left it to the last minute again? Fuck sake…right, let Bobby sort you out. Fake TV Burglar Deterrent Let me tell you a story: When I was five years old my house got robbed the week before Christmas … Continue reading
The Alternative Christmas Top 20
I once got into an argument with someone over whether or not Die Hard was a Christmas film. I made the compelling case that, because it has Christmas songs in it, because it snows and because, oh, it takes place … Continue reading
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Two idiots attempt to compile a list of film reviews from 2012. If the intro is anything to go by, it should be a thoroughly factual and well-researched piece of video-journalism. Hava Nagila, motherfuckers!
I’m Dreaming of a Shite Christmas: Ten More Useless Gifts for Horrible Wankers (Part I)
This might surprise you –being the humble, poster-boy for the working classes that I am– but I still sit down to write a Christmas list every year. Once I even implemented a five-star rating system to the list, based on … Continue reading
Five Perfect Gifts (for Humourless Fuckwits)
In my first post of the season, I suggested ideal gifts for old people that you hate. Next, I helped you find unique presents for that special sociopath in your life. In this third and final instalment –because I know … Continue reading
5 Last Minute Gifts (That Make You Look Like a Proper Lunatic)
It’s easy to tell how much thought has gone into a gift, but it’s not always appropriate to call ‘bullshit’ when someone gets you charcoal briquettes from a garage forecourt. If you get your co-worker a potted plant for Secret … Continue reading
Last Minute Christmas Gifts (to Guarantee You Never Have to Buy Any Ever Again)
So, Christmas is just around the corner and you’ve done it again. Every year you swear you’ll get your shopping out of the way in September and every December 24th you are charging into shops, elbows first, ready and willing … Continue reading
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