Monthly Archives: November 2011

Three Reviews for Films I Haven’t Seen Yet

I hate the cinema. Everything about it annoys me. When I went to see Wanted, two girls spent the entire film telling everyone how much sex they would have with Angelina Jolie, while a third friend protested loudly about them … Continue reading

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Last Minute Christmas Gifts (to Guarantee You Never Have to Buy Any Ever Again)

So, Christmas is just around the corner and you’ve done it again. Every year you swear you’ll get your shopping out of the way in September and every December 24th you are charging into shops, elbows first, ready and willing … Continue reading

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