Category Archives: My Weird Life

I moan about my weird life.

Boring Anecdotes About My Sad Life: The Day The Whole World Went Away

I don’t usually write about personal stuff on my blog because I worry it will create a jarring disconnect between all my half-baked social commentary and poor man’s Seanbaby jokes, but I remembered this story the other day and I … Continue reading

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Let Me Tell You Why I’m Right: My Thoughts on the Whole No Make-Up Selfie Thing

I recently noticed that my Facebook feed was inundated with photos of my lady friends with no make-up on. Actually, that’s not quite true: first I noticed an abundance of people moaning about their Facebook feed being inundated with photos … Continue reading

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Search Term Serial Killers II: This Time it’s Custodial

Many moons ago I published a list of all the terrifying, confusing and occasionally sexy things people typed into Google to arrive at my humble internet abode. As well as sowing seeds for the start of a beautiful friendship, it … Continue reading

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Four Tips for Dating Online, Guaranteed to Cure Your Terminal Loneliness

Idiots will tell you that internet dating is the quickest way to meet your murderer, but the truth is Peter Tobin didn’t have social networks and he got on just fine. The real problem is that, unless you’re a shut-in … Continue reading

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Prime Minister’s Question Time: The Anniversary Edition

I recently celebrated my two-year anniversary on WordPress, which was weird because I didn’t think two years was a milestone but WP seems to think it is, so who am I to judge. In looking back at my time here, … Continue reading

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It’s my party and I’ll be sad and alone if I want to. Today I turn twenty five and, since most of no one else gives a shit, I made my own website to commemorate my quarter-century of max-relaxin’ and … Continue reading

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I’d Like to Thank The Academy….

Well, it’s finally happened. True genius is being recognised and I’ve been nominated for an Oscar. Not the ones decided by a catacomb staffed with the propped up, dessicated corpses of actors from eighty years ago, but an internet-based award. … Continue reading

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Coming Soon…

Two idiots attempt to compile a list of film reviews from 2012. If the intro is anything to go by, it should be a thoroughly factual and well-researched piece of video-journalism. Hava Nagila, motherfuckers!

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Sky: An adventure into the worst Customer Service department in the world.

I don’t usually use this site to air my personal problems, (aside from the mental ones,) but I thought this would be beneficial knowledge to the five or six people who frequent my blog and might be considering getting or … Continue reading

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From the Annals of Myspace: Fixing a Hole

Sometimes I find an old bit of writing or other stupid shit that I’ve done and decide that –while I may be embarassed by my general body of work before this blog– there were a few gems tucked away in … Continue reading

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