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Category Archives: Films
Let Me Tell You Why I Like: Batman & Robin (1997)
[Originally published over at Vulture Hound.] Growing up with a face like mine, you learn to get used to things other people instinctively find repulsive, and for that reason I consider myself better equipped than most to objectively re-appraise films … Continue reading
Posted in Films, Reviews
Tagged Alicia Silverstone, Arnold Schwarzeneger, Bane, batman, batman and robin, bullshit, Christopher Nolan, films, George Clooney, Joel Schumacher, Tim Burton, Uma Thurman
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Five of the Worst Films Ever Made (That You Need to See)
[This article was originally published over at Vulture Hound. Go check ’em out.] Idiots will often tell you that there’s a fine line between genius and insanity, usually as a way to excuse their saying or doing something incredibly stupid, … Continue reading
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Tagged cinema, clue, cluedo, cult classic, eurotrip, Film, JCVD, nicolas cage, Punisher, street fighter, Tim Curry, underrated, van damme, wicker man
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Thank You, MPAA; Stalwart Saviours of Purity and Moral Fibre
Did you just look at that poster? You did? Well, congratulations: you’re fucked, now. According the the ever-vigilant eye of the Motion Picture Association of America, the above poster for Sin City 2 was deemed ‘too risque’ for having the … Continue reading
Posted in Advice, Current Affairs, Films, The World at Large.
Tagged 300, bullshit, censorship, eva green, films, jessica alba, magic mike, movies, mpaa, sin city 2, wolverine
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Five of the Most Hilariously Tragic Celebrity Pages on Wikipedia
Wikipedia is a fantastic resource for literally anything you could ever want to know, provided you’re not too fussed about things like facts or the truth. More than that, it’s a great place for the mentally unbalanced to unload a … Continue reading
Posted in Films, Music, Television, The World at Large.
Tagged bay city rollers, chaka demus, chuckle brothers, oasis, pliers, rik waller, tony mccarroll, tragedy, wikipedia
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Five Cinematic Victories in Japan’s On-Going War Against Sanity
(This article was originally published over at Vulture Hound, check it out.) People often exploit Japan’s eccentricity for the purpose of comedy, and maybe we never will understand why they go nuts over arcade games that let you fist child … Continue reading
Coming Soon…
Two idiots attempt to compile a list of film reviews from 2012. If the intro is anything to go by, it should be a thoroughly factual and well-researched piece of video-journalism. Hava Nagila, motherfuckers!
I Watch a Shit Film So You Don’t Have To: Nine Miles Down (2009)
Despite having a lot of it going spare, I really hate having my time wasted. I hope that doesn’t give away too much about my opinion of this shitty fucking film, but I will say it’s been a long time … Continue reading
Supermassive Short Review: Frozen (2010)
I have a lot of free time, which is partly responsible for why we’ve never had to get a handyman out to fix anything in the flat and fully responsible for why we really, really need one. When I’m not … Continue reading
This Week I Watched: The Raid (2011)
There exists a golden rule in movies which states that the more fighting a film has, the less coherent the plot has to be. It’s why the Matrix 2 made fuck all sense; it’s why the majority of conversations in … Continue reading
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Tagged awesome, Film, martial arts, review, The Raid, World Cinema
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Still R.O.B. 